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Who We Are


Obviously, my name is Emma. I’m 16, and live in Columbia, NC. I like stick figures and chocolate. I think Megan is the hottest piece of ass around. I just can’t tell you how much I want her. My favorite hobbies include taking awesome pictures of sunsets and finding new unsigned bands on PureVolume. I'm a Ninja. I’m also a very lazy person and I’m making Megan write this bio for me. So everyone say Hi to Megan! Approved by Emma.


My name is Megan. I didn't just turn 16. My birthday is October 1st, 1988. I'm from a small town called Columbia which is near the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I'm a pirate and proud of it. There are 3 things that matter the most to me: Music, Friends and Happiness. I have the tendency to be completely spontaneous. Not trying to brag, but I'm the life of the party. I'm really outgoing and really crazy sometimes. I have an addiction to lip gloss, bubbles, mountain dew, and unfortunately, livejournal. I'm a procrastinator and I have A.D.D. I could have really good grades if I actually applied myself. I can get easily hyper when I'm around friends. I love apple jacks. I don't have very many hobbies, but I do love photography, even though I haven't taken the time to get really into it. If you want to know anything else, check out my livejournal. By the way I think Emma is a sexy piece of meat. I also think this bio of me makes me sound frightfully boring. I'm quite the opposite.

What We're About

We are Emma and Megan. A Ninja and a Pirate who have been friends for 5 long years. We’re here to show you our boredom products and chaotic rants and entries. We will take on almost anything in here. We’re unleashing the very corner of our minds where all spontaneity is contained. We want to show you every little strange thought we think of. We’re here to show you how random and boredom go together like two peas in a pod. And of course, you can join too!

How To Join

If you want to join, it’s pretty simple, just fill out this application and Emma and I will decide whether we think you’ll do good in our community.
When posting your application, have the title be “Bored Application” and please put the application and photo of yourself in an LJ cut. We have it as an “Anyone can join” community. If you post something before posting an application, we won't be happy.

Here is the application:


Television Shows:
Subject in School:
Bubble Gum:
Game/Board Game:
Ice Cream Flavor:

Gay Marriage?
George W. Bush?
Alcohol/Drug Use/Cigarettes?
Anything else you feel strongly about?

Pirate or Ninja?
Cake or Death? (+464 points if you know where this is from):
Paper or plastic?
Sunrise or Sunset?
Any piercings?
What about tattoos?
Do you have a list of things to do before you die? If so, tell us some of the things up there!:
Did you ever have an imaginary friend? Tell us about him/her/it:
Eye color?
Do you still play hide and go seek?
Who's your favorite muppet and why?
If you could be someone else famous or not for a day who would it be?
Who’s your idol, if one?
Do you have plans to take over the world? If so, please tell us your plan:
Describe your personality:
Do you like taking the coupons out of the coupon dispenser at grocery stores?
Would you marry Emma or Megan?
Pet Peeves?
What states/countries have you visited?
Craziest thing you’ve ever done in public (includes school)?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What’s your greatest adventure on an elevator?
Tell us something interesting about yourself that you think we don’t want to know:
Tell us about your friends:
Did you tell your friends about us? (You should):
Any hobbies?
Make up a question to ask us (We'll add it to the application if we like it):
Does this application suck?
Make up a poem right here and now (It doesn't have to be excellent..but make it funny):
What’s the greatest/funniest thing you’ve ever done when you’re bored?
What do you think you can bring to this community?
Are you going to promote us somewhere? (It’s not required, but we do like it when people do)
Please give us at least one Photo of yourself

You will not be judged based on looks, we just want to know what you look like. Most likely, you will be accepted into our community. We don’t just look at your survey, we also look at your livejournal. Only Emma and I are allowed to accept people. We don’t do “votes”, those tend to get very out of hand and not very nice. If we say no to you, which will more than likely NOT happen, don't take it personally. At this point, Applications seem to be more like a way for us to know a bit about who you are.


Fuck the rules. Just keep it fairly decent (No tubgirl or lemonparty or any other DISGUSTING thing) and keep it interesting. Let your imagination FLY.

Promotion Banners

Banners Made by russtopher

Banners Made by i_snuff_glue

Posts about Promotion:
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[Post #2]

Any suggestions on promotion or if you have a picture we could use a promotion banner, feel free to give it to us.

minus_yesterday - Megan, Mod
stilltries2beat - Emma, Mod
xbl4ckc0r3x - Boa, Layout Guy
attentivebodies - Claire
archaicfailure - Loaf
_beautifuldead_ - Renee
crabbypants - Matt
fakethoseskies - Kendra
hislovelybones - Cait
russtopher - Russ
cheecheechee - Tess
raspberrywishes - Santana
kev36663 - Kev
gemz_lee - Acid
i_snuff_glue - Bridgett
blondie13024 - Charlotte

Questions and Help
If you have any questions, comments or concerns don't be scared to tell either Emma or Megan. We'll gladly listen to what you have to say!

If you need help figuring out how to do a LJ cut, post pictures, or using the promotion banner pictures for links, this [FAQ] helps out a lot. If you don't understand it there, just message Megan on AIM.
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