Russ (russtopher) wrote in ihaveanitchokay,
Russ
russtopher
ihaveanitchokay

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/haiku.html

Song For Peace

Sung to the tune of The Caissons Go Rolling Along

Sing our song,
Grab your dong,
Squeeze some joy juice on your thong,
When your jerkin your gherkin for peace.

Grab your prick,
Swat your dick,
Shoot your load and make it stick,
When your jerkin your gherkin for peace.

Chorus

Oh it Woo Ha Hi,
I just came right in my eye,
Leave something viscous on your knees,
When you pull your pole,
You're always in control
When your jerkin your gherkin for peace.

You're no fool,
Stroke that tool
'Till you finally start to droll,
When you're jerkin' your gherkin for peace.

Slap that cock,
Jolt your rocks,
Come so hard you fill your socks,
When you're jerkin' your gherkin for peace.

- Alan, Missouri
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