"Watermelon is the only good flavor of jolly rancher candies. I will say that. Thank you for agreeing with me. If you SAY SOUR APPLE, I will STAB you in the jaw. Sour apple sucks. If you believe that sour apple is good you meet me out in the lobby after the show, I'll be the guy stabbing jaws. There's not too many of us out there. Just look for the guy... stabbing jaws - that's me. Come up, say hello, and I will stab you in the jaw."
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